All Opinions Equally Valid

Dear Editor,

Your February 9, 2022 letters to the editor section concerned me on a number of levels. Of the 6 letters published, 4 were highly critical of liberals, democrats, and the vaccinated. As homage to Johnathan Swift, I offer up these points of view for consideration, since all opinions are to be held equally valid:

1. The moon is made of green cheese, and if we ever really land there, we'll see.
2. The earth is flat. You can see that with your own eyes.
3. Guns don't kill people, people do.
4. Seatbelt and helmet laws violate my rights.
5. Frodo lives.

I rest my case.

–Richard Ackerman, Castro Valley